The leaderboard is dynamically graded by Elo score. The grade is for reference only.
| Grade | Rank | Name | Description | Score | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 1 | Blueprint | Copies ability of Jokers to the right. | 196 | 100.0% |
| S | 2 | Hologram | Gains X0.25 Mult per playing card added to your deck. | 170 | 90.0% |
| S | 3 | Brainstorm | Copies the ability of leftmost Joker. | 161 | 100.0% |
| S | 4 | Yorick | X5 Mult only after using 23 discards. | 160 | 93.8% |
| S | 5 | Spare Trousers | Gains +2 Mult if played hand contains a Two Pair. | 151 | 84.2% |
| S | 6 | Invisible Joker | After 2 rounds, sell this card to Duplicate a random Joker. | 149 | 81.5% |
| S | 7 | Constellation | Gains X0.1 Mult per Planet card used. | 147 | 78.9% |
| S | 8 | Gros Michel | +15 Mult 1 in 6 chance this card is destroyed at end of round. | 142 | 93.3% |
| A | 9 | Burnt Joker | Upgrade the level of the first discarded poker hand each round. | 138 | 92.3% |
| A | 10 | Baseball Card | Uncommon Jokers each give X1.5 Mult. | 136 | 86.7% |
| A | 11 | Perkeo | Creates a Negative copy of 1 random consumable card in your possession at the end of the shop. | 135 | 83.3% |
| A | 12 | Triboulet | Played Kings and Queens each give X2 Mult when scored. | 135 | 100.0% |
| A | 13 | Ancient Joker | Each played card with Spade suit gives X1.5 Mult when scored, suit changes at end of round. | 128 | 83.3% |
| A | 14 | Cavendish | X3 Mult 1 in 1000 chance this card is destroyed at end of round. | 121 | 100.0% |
| A | 15 | Hanging Chad | Retrigger first played card used in scoring 2 additional times. | 117 | 77.8% |
| A | 16 | Egg | Gains $3 of sell value at end of round. | 113 | 73.1% |
| A | 17 | Photograph | First played face card give X2 Mult when scored. | 111 | 81.3% |
| A | 18 | Certificate | When round begins add a random playing card with a random seal to your hand. | 105 | 83.3% |
| A | 19 | Madness | When Small Blind or Big Blind is selected, gain X0.5 Mult and destroy a random Joker. | 102 | 60.6% |
| A | 20 | Ride the Bus | +1 Mult per consecutive hand played without a scoring face card. | 101 | 70.0% |
| A | 21 | Shortcut | Allows Straights to be made with gaps of 1 rank. | 101 | 81.8% |
| A | 22 | Supernova | Adds the number of times poker hand has been played to Mult. | 97 | 73.7% |
| A | 23 | Half Joker | +20 Mult if played hand contains 3 or fewer cards. | 95 | 73.7% |
| A | 24 | Swashbuckler | Adds the sell value of all other owned Jokers to Mult. | 93 | 75.0% |
| A | 25 | Hack | Retrigger each played 2, 3, 4, 5. | 93 | 76.5% |
| A | 26 | Canio | Gains X1 Mult when a face card is destroyed. | 90 | 81.8% |
| A | 27 | Bull | +2 Chips for each dollar you have. | 85 | 81.8% |
| A | 28 | The Duo | X2 Mult if played hand contains a Pair. | 75 | 76.9% |
| A | 29 | DNA | If first hand of round has only 1 card, add a permanent copy to deck and draw it to hand. | 73 | 80.0% |
| A | 30 | Fibonacci | Each played Ace, 2, 3, 5, or 8 gives +8 Mult when scored. | 73 | 80.0% |
| B | 31 | Smeared Joker | Hearts and Diamonds count as the same suit, Spades and Clubs count as the same suits. | 68 | 80.0% |
| B | 32 | Mime | Retrigger all card held in hand abilities. | 68 | 80.0% |
| B | 33 | Lucky Cat | Gains X0.25 Mult each time a Lucky card successfully triggers. | 67 | 73.7% |
| B | 34 | Sixth Sense | If first hand of round is a single 6, destroy it and create a Spectral card. | 65 | 75.0% |
| B | 35 | Acrobat | X3 Mult on final hand of round. | 63 | 69.2% |
| B | 36 | Glass Joker | Gains X0.75 Mult for every Glass Card that is destroyed. | 61 | 80.0% |
| B | 37 | Green Joker | +1 Mult per hand played -1 Mult per discard. | 60 | 75.0% |
| B | 38 | Blue Joker | +2 Chips for each remaining card in deck. | 60 | 59.1% |
| B | 39 | Hiker | Every played card permanently gains +5 Chips when scored. | 59 | 66.7% |
| B | 40 | Onyx Agate | Played cards with Club suit give +7 Mult. | 57 | 64.7% |
| B | 41 | Trading Card | If first discard of round has only 1 card, destroy it and earn $3. | 56 | 68.8% |
| B | 42 | Wee Joker | This Joker gains +8 Chips when each played 2 is scored. | 54 | 77.8% |
| B | 43 | Sock and Buskin | Retrigger all played face cards. | 52 | 70.0% |
| B | 44 | Bloodstone | 1 in 2 chance for played cards with Heart suit to give X1.5 Mult when scored. | 51 | 75.0% |
| B | 45 | Four Fingers | All Flushes and Straights can be made with 4 cards. | 50 | 62.5% |
| B | 46 | Steel Joker | This Joker gains X0.2 Mult for each Steel Card in your full deck. | 49 | 71.4% |
| B | 47 | Chicot | Disables effect of every Boss Blind. | 48 | 62.5% |
| B | 48 | Golden Joker | Earn $4 at end of round. | 47 | 61.1% |
| B | 49 | Business Card | Played face cards have a 1 in 2 chance to give $2 when scored. | 41 | 60.0% |
| B | 50 | Smiley Face | Played face cards give +5 Mult when scored. | 40 | 60.0% |
| B | 51 | Cartomancer | Create a Tarot card when Blind is selected. | 35 | 72.7% |
| B | 52 | Mail-In Rebate | Earn $3 for each discarded Ace, rank changes every round. | 34 | 61.5% |
| B | 53 | Ramen | X2 Mult, loses X0.01 Mult per card discared. | 34 | 64.3% |
| B | 54 | Arrowhead | Played cards with Spade suit give +50 Chips when scored. | 32 | 61.1% |
| B | 55 | The Tribe | X2 Mult if played hand contains a Flush. | 32 | 57.1% |
| B | 56 | Joker Stencil | X1 Mult for each empty ''Joker'' slot (Joker Stencil included). | 32 | 57.1% |
| B | 57 | Red Card | Gains +3 Mult when any Boost Pack is skipped. | 30 | 60.0% |
| B | 58 | Baron | Each King held in hand gives X1.5 Mult. | 30 | 54.5% |
| B | 59 | Merry Andy | +3 discards, -1 hand size. | 28 | 60.0% |
| B | 60 | Fortune Teller | +1 Mult per Tarot card used this run. | 26 | 56.3% |
| B | 61 | Vagabond | Create a Tarot card in hand is played with $4 or less. | 25 | 60.0% |
| B | 62 | Seeing Double | X2 Mult if played hand has a scoring Club card and a scoring card of any other suit. | 18 | 56.3% |
| B | 63 | Burglar | When Blind is selected, gain +3 Hands and lose all discards. | 17 | 60.0% |
| B | 64 | Scary Face | Played face cards give +30 Chips when scored. | 17 | 55.0% |
| B | 65 | Scholar | Played Aces give +20 Chips and +4 Mult when scored. | 16 | 57.1% |
| B | 66 | Riff-Raff | When Blind is selected, create 2 Common Jokers. | 16 | 52.6% |
| B | 67 | Card Sharp | X3 Mult if played poker hand has already been played this round. | 15 | 55.6% |
| B | 68 | Runner | Gains +15 Chips if played hand contains a Straight. | 14 | 54.5% |
| B | 69 | Midas Mask | All face cards become Gold cards when played. | 13 | 54.5% |
| B | 70 | The Order | X2 Mult if played hand contains a Straight. | 12 | 54.5% |
| B | 71 | Vampire | Gains X0.2 Mult per Enhanced card played, removes card Enhancement. | 11 | 60.0% |
| B | 72 | Mystic Summit | +15 Mult when 0 discards remaining. | 9 | 47.4% |
| B | 73 | To the Moon | Earn an extra $1 of interest for every $5 you have at end of round. | 8 | 52.2% |
| B | 74 | Seltzer | Retrigger all cards played for the next 10 hands. | 7 | 50.0% |
| B | 75 | Castle | This Joker gains +3 Chips per discarded Spade card, suit changes every round. | 5 | 58.8% |
| C | 76 | Oops! All 6s | Doubles all listed probabilities. | 5 | 61.1% |
| C | 77 | Blackboard | X3 Mult if all cards held in hand are Spades or Clubs | 5 | 50.0% |
| C | 78 | Shoot the Moon | +13 Mult for each Queen held in hand. | 4 | 50.0% |
| C | 79 | Astronomer | All Planet cards and Celestial Packs in shop are free. | 2 | 53.8% |
| C | 80 | Hallucination | 1 in 2 chance to create a Tarot card when any Booster Pack is opened. | 1 | 50.0% |
| C | 81 | Ceremonial Dagger | When Blind is selected, destroy Joker to the right and permanently add double its sell value to this Mult. | -3 | 43.8% |
| C | 82 | Driver's License | X3 Mult if you have at least 16 Enhanced cards in your full deck. | -3 | 53.8% |
| C | 83 | Rocket | Earn $1 at end of round. Gains $2 when Boss Blind is defeated. | -5 | 50.0% |
| C | 84 | Popcorn | +20 Mult -4 Mult per round played. | -5 | 42.9% |
| C | 85 | Hit the Road | Gains X0.5 Mult per discarded Jack this round. | -5 | 50.0% |
| C | 86 | Diet Cola | See this card to create a free Double Tag. | -8 | 50.0% |
| C | 87 | The Trio | X2 Mult if played hand contains a Three of a Kind. | -13 | 55.0% |
| C | 88 | Showman | Joker, Tarot, Planet, and Spectral cards may appear multiple times. | -14 | 50.0% |
| C | 89 | Bootstraps | +2 Mult for every $5 you have. | -15 | 42.9% |
| C | 90 | Crafty Joker | +80 Chips if played hand contains a Flush. | -20 | 36.4% |
| C | 91 | Throwback | X0.025 Mult for each Blind skipped this run. | -21 | 38.5% |
| C | 92 | Drunkard | +1 discard. | -24 | 46.7% |
| C | 93 | Gift Card | Add $1 of sell value to every Joker and Consumable card at end round. | -28 | 38.5% |
| C | 94 | Banner | +30 Chips for each remaining discard. | -30 | 40.0% |
| C | 95 | Erosion | +4 Mult for each card below 52 in your full deck. | -34 | 40.0% |
| C | 96 | Chaos the Clown | 1 free Reroll per shop. | -36 | 41.7% |
| C | 97 | Raised Fist | Adds double the rank of lowest card held in hand to Mult. | -37 | 41.7% |
| C | 98 | Gluttonous Joker | Played cards with Club suit give +3 Mult when scored. | -40 | 36.4% |
| C | 99 | Abstract Joker | +3 Mult for each Joker card. | -44 | 30.0% |
| C | 100 | Lusty Joker | Played cards with Heart suit give +3 Mult when scored. | -46 | 35.7% |
| C | 101 | Space Joker | 1 in 4 chance to upgrade level of played poker hand. | -47 | 28.6% |
| C | 102 | Luchador | Sell this card to disable the current Boss Blind. | -48 | 28.6% |
| C | 103 | Mr. Bones | Prevents Death if chips scored are at least 25% of required chips. Self Destructs. | -52 | 31.3% |
| C | 104 | Ice Cream | +100 Chips -5 Chips for every hand played. | -52 | 35.3% |
| C | 105 | Odd Todd | Played cards with odd rank give +31 Chips when scored. | -52 | 34.6% |
| C | 106 | Dusk | Retrigger all played cards in final hand of round. | -54 | 36.8% |
| C | 107 | Satellite | Earn $1 at end of round per unique Planet card used this run. | -55 | 27.3% |
| C | 108 | Flash Card | +2 Mult per reroll in the shop. | -56 | 38.9% |
| C | 109 | Reserved Parking | Each face card held in hand has a 1 in 2 chance to give $1. | -63 | 22.2% |
| C | 110 | Square Joker | Gains +4 Chip if played hand has exactly 4 cards. | -64 | 33.3% |
| C | 111 | Mad Joker | +20 Mult if played hand contains a Four of a Kind. | -65 | 14.3% |
| C | 112 | Campfire | This Joker gains X0.5 Mult for each card sold, resets when Boss Blind is defeated. | -67 | 38.9% |
| C | 113 | Stuntman | +250 Chips, -2 hand size. | -68 | 22.2% |
| C | 114 | Walkie Talkie | Each played 10 or 4 gives +10 Chips and +4 Mult when scored. | -69 | 31.3% |
| C | 115 | Stone Joker | This Joker gains +25 Chips for each Stone Card in your full deck. | -69 | 26.7% |
| C | 116 | Faceless Joker | Earn $5 if 3 or more face cards are discarded at the same time. | -70 | 30.8% |
| C | 117 | Pareidolia | All cards are considered face cards. | -74 | 36.4% |
| C | 118 | Juggler | +1 hand size. | -75 | 26.7% |
| C | 119 | Troubadour | +2 hand size, -1 hands per round. | -76 | 30.0% |
| C | 120 | Marble Joker | Adds one Stone card to the deck when Blind is selected. | -77 | 31.6% |
| C | 121 | Credit Card | Go up to -$20 in debt. | -83 | 35.0% |
| C | 122 | Devious Joker | +100 Chips if played hand contains a Straight. | -91 | 11.1% |
| C | 123 | Splash | Every played card counts in scoring. | -92 | 29.2% |
| C | 124 | Jolly Joker | +8 Mult if played hand contains a Pair. | -92 | 25.9% |
| C | 125 | To Do List | Earn $5 if poker hand is a Two Pair, poker hand changes at end of round. | -94 | 11.1% |
| C | 126 | The Family | X2 Mult if played hand contains a Four of a Kind. | -95 | 21.4% |
| C | 127 | Misprint | +Mult between 0 and 23. | -95 | 25.0% |
| C | 128 | Sly Joker | +50 Chips if played hand contains a Pair. | -97 | 18.8% |
| D | 129 | Droll Joker | +10 Mult if played hand contains a Flush. | -97 | 10.0% |
| D | 130 | Zany Joker | +12 Mult if played hand contains a Three of a Kind. | -99 | 15.4% |
| D | 131 | 8 Ball | Create a Planet card if played hand contains 2 or more 8s. | -100 | 11.1% |
| D | 132 | Obelisk | X0.2 Mult per consecutive hand played without playing your most played poker hand. | -104 | 23.5% |
| D | 133 | Turtle Bean | +5 hand size, reduces by 1 every round. | -104 | 27.3% |
| D | 134 | Golden Ticket | Played Gold cards earn $4 when scored. | -106 | 36.4% |
| D | 135 | Wily Joker | +100 Chips if played hand contains a Three of a Kind. | -112 | 22.7% |
| D | 136 | Greedy Joker | Played cards with Diamond suit give +3 Mult when scored. | -113 | 15.4% |
| D | 137 | Rough Gem | Played cards with Diamond suit earn $1 when scored. | -115 | 18.8% |
| D | 138 | Flower Pot | X3 Mult if played hand contains a Diamond card, Club card, Heart card, and Spade card. | -117 | 23.5% |
| D | 139 | Wrathful Joker | Played cards with Spade suit give +3 Mult when scored. | -120 | 15.4% |
| D | 140 | Cloud 9 | Earn $1 for each 9 in your full deck at end of round. | -121 | 20.0% |
| D | 141 | Even Steven | Played cards with even rank give +4 Mult when scored. | -127 | 22.2% |
| D | 142 | Delayed Gratification | Earn $2 per discard if no discards are used by end of the round. | -134 | 25.0% |
| D | 143 | Matador | Earn $8 if played hand triggers the Boss Blind ability. | -135 | 19.0% |
| D | 144 | Séance | If poker hand is a Straight Flush, create a random Spectral card. | -144 | 7.7% |
| D | 145 | The Idol | Each played Ace of Spades gives X2 Mult when scored (card changes every round). | -150 | 15.8% |
| D | 146 | Superposition | Create a Tarot card if poker hand contains an Ace and a Straight. | -151 | 0.0% |
| D | 147 | Crazy Joker | +12 Mult if played hand contains a Straight. | -164 | 20.8% |
| D | 148 | Joker | +4 Mult. | -169 | 13.6% |
| D | 149 | Loyalty Card | X4 Mult every 6 hands played. | -171 | 13.8% |
| D | 150 | Clever Joker | +150 Chips if played hand contains a Four of a Kind. | -175 | 5.6% |